GEORGE SAMPSON has had the kind of night I expect of a Britain’s Got Talent Winner.
My pal spent Tuesday charming lovely LADY GAGA and PARIS HILTON.
The little fella danced Paris off her heels at Punk in London before his Lancy banter won over GaGa.
Parents among the Bizarre readership might say this isn’t how a 15-year-old body-popper should be spending his evenings.
But Georgie was the man of the moment, surrounded by famous faces at the fancy Nokia phone launch.
I do feel, however, that it is my duty as an, ahem,responsible adult to pen a letter to teachers working to help him pass his GCSEs.
Hopefully my effort will help him bypass 100 lines of... “I must not go clubbing until I am 18. I must not charm hotel heirheads who need me to get them in The Sun.” So here goes...
Dear Mr Hawksford,
Please accept my apologies for George Sampson’s failure to hand in his physics homework this morning.
The little scamp overcooked it on the Red Bull last night and didn’t get in until 2am.
I’ve slapped his wrists and warned him that if it happens again I will confiscate his favourite cap
My pal spent Tuesday charming lovely LADY GAGA and PARIS HILTON.
The little fella danced Paris off her heels at Punk in London before his Lancy banter won over GaGa.
Parents among the Bizarre readership might say this isn’t how a 15-year-old body-popper should be spending his evenings.
But Georgie was the man of the moment, surrounded by famous faces at the fancy Nokia phone launch.
I do feel, however, that it is my duty as an, ahem,responsible adult to pen a letter to teachers working to help him pass his GCSEs.
Hopefully my effort will help him bypass 100 lines of... “I must not go clubbing until I am 18. I must not charm hotel heirheads who need me to get them in The Sun.” So here goes...
Dear Mr Hawksford,
Please accept my apologies for George Sampson’s failure to hand in his physics homework this morning.
The little scamp overcooked it on the Red Bull last night and didn’t get in until 2am.
I’ve slapped his wrists and warned him that if it happens again I will confiscate his favourite cap
You will be pleased to hear that George did indulge in an educational evening.
His geography teacher, Dr Thomson, will be delighted that George certainly knows where Paris is now, but he tells me it’s less glamorous close up.
He was also briefed on historic figures in music by Miss Jade Jagger.
Dr Little, George’s chemistry tutor, can look forward to his report on the stretching properties of latex following a Miss GaGa masterclass.
If you stumble across headmaster Mr Reid, probably best not to mention these lessons to him.
Mr Cowell might remove the funding for the new gym if he heard.
Regards,
Gordon Sampson
(George’s Uncle)
One night with Paris ... George Sampson gets
a kiss from heiress Hilton
a kiss from heiress Hilton
TheAccountinghomework.com helps students world wide with their homework, research papers, essays at very reasonable rates. The process is prompt and there is no registration required. Our tutors are very well qualified with most of them PhDs.
ReplyDeleteWe are specialized in accounting and its related subjects like finance, auditing, economics, etc.
The process is fairly simple and easy to understand . All you have to do is email your assignments at theaccountinghomework@gmail.com.Once we receive your assignment our tutors will evaluate the assignment and send you a quote via email. For more visit www.theaccountinghomework.com